Peter Kay isms

" I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I dont get on with my real ladder."

"You ve turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with."

"Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited"

"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?"

"You re never quite sure if its okay to eat green crisps"