CITO (Chuck in the oven)

A snippet from The Long Pass, February 1990.

"Recipe Ros"

"This week we have the quick and easy recipe of cheesy toast with bacon, in lay mans terms, the Jill Ormesher staple diet.

Ingredients....

2 shives of bread

half a pound of cheese

1 pig

Directions.....

Open the oven door and chuck all the ingredients in.

Cook at gas mark 6 for 3 weeks.

Get a spade and shovel it on to a plate.

The spelling in this early edition of The Long Pass was appalling. Mike (the chairman of the JMFC) said he didnt have spellcheck on his typewriter back then.