"Video technology confirms England are very bad at football"

A piece written by thedailymash.co.uk

"England are heading home from the World Cup after state of the art video technology showed the ball crossing their goal line many, many times.
The use of television has been a source of controversy in the sport, but experts insist it offers a fool proof method for determining whether a team is good at football or whether it is simply a collection of absurdly overpaid, second rate commercial brands with ghastly wives, locked in a sado masochistic relationship with a cretinous media that merely reflects a society that has taken its natural intelligence, its sense of perspective and values and violently drowned them all in a bucket of **** "

Oh dear.
As Naboo would say... we need to look at a photo of some kittens to calm us down.