Local newspaper headline.

Local newspaper headline.
Originally uploaded by terry Dixon.

Here are some of the puns included in this front page exclusive....
" aloo, aloo, aloo, whats going on here then?"
"police bhaji-ed into the small town centre takeaway..."
"the dramatic operation was undertaken by PC Benjamin who presumably took an emergency naan naan naan call."
Excellent. And the Free Press isnt free....it costs 35p. Well worth it though.