Chico Time.

In yesterdays Guardian....."Take Chico....or to give him his full name, Chico Time. Hes hit on a way to compensate for his lack of vocal expertise:leaping about like a ninny.Chico's performances are so rubbish, they quickly plunge beyond "crap","rotten" or "abysmal", drop off the bottom of the chart, and reappear at the top, next to "brilliant", "visionary" and "epoch making". He inadvertently borders on greatness. As such he thoroughly deserves his place in the contest."